Flies are of the devil... I'm sure of it. I am certain they were put here to torment the souls of man throughout our entire existence. Or maybe there were put on the earth as one of those 'opposition in all things'... you know, when Adam and Eve were cast out of the garden, while they were earning their bread by the sweat of their brow the flies were here to almost make them wish that they never ate the fruit!!!
I HATE this time of year. I love all seasons, I really do. But I do NOT like August. It seems every August the swarms of flies move in and life as we know it changes. It doesn't help that for the past 12 years or so since we have been in this house, the kids will not leave the doors closed. And the neighbors have horses! Except I don't know why the neighbor worries about the flies bugging her poor horses... no, the flies don't like the horses, they like MY house! The horses stink too bad. No self respecting fly would be found hanging around a horses behind when they could be hanging out at Kim's house driving her crazy!
It's not bad enough that we have to contend with them at dinner time, or when we have company... but the cruelest form of punishment is when there are flies in the house in the middle of the night. I went to bed last night free of flies. At 5:30am Wyatt came to tell me he was going over to said neighbors house to... get this... shovel manure! Yes, this is the child that I cannot get to clean his room... but he is willing to shovel the neighbors manure at 5:30 AM! He has been grounded all week because he would not clean his room, so we punished him by not allowing him to shovel manure. It was torture for me! This morning he was finally set free... and off he went. Only he didn't close the door all the way... and I woke up to buzzing in my face! Did I mention I HATE flies???
Kami just told me to give her the fly swatter and show her the flies, she said, "I hate flies and I am good at killing them... come here flies... come on!" Oh, what a precious thing!!! A girl after my own heart. I would be concerned about her wanting to kill one of God's creatures... but well... Flies are of the Devil!!!